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After a certain point maybe a few weeks, maybe a few months — it definitely depends on you and your comfort levelyour new guy is going to invite you over for a sleepover. Here are 5 tips to ace your first sleepover date.
2.) calm your nerves by remembering why you’re sleeping over (aka you really, really like this guy)
The first date. The texting leading up to the first date is sometimes cause enough to want to hide in your closet shamefully. Then, the date happens and is sprinkled with just enough awkward silences and ambiguous commentary to keep you up the next two nights, analyzing and sweating.
The first kiss. This may not happen on the first date although, I always prefer it does because, otherwise, remind me again why we just spent the last few hours talking and laughing?
So you could give me a goodnight side hug and send me on my way? And it. What if they suck? What if they think you suck yeah right?
Will they use tongue? Will they go for your bottom lip when you clearly are the bottom lip kisser? The first sleepover. It was a big deal.
My friends and I consulted for hours beforehand about effortless sleepwear and made up an entire song about dry humping. Instead, you pretend to be a perfect sleeper by barely moving or breathing.
The first sex. A good way to gage sex is if you both giggle the first few times.
That is, unless, sex is all they were in for. The first pee. The lengths to which a girl will go to muffle her pee is astonishing. We pee all day every day, usually.
We even force our friends to come with us to the bathroom and pee while they stare deep into our eyes. I myself have layered half the toilet paper roll into the toilet to conceal the sounds of my stream.
1. what to do when sleeping over for the first time
At the beginning, something that you normally do mindlessly becomes one of the most anxiety-provoking actions. You go out of your way to avoid drinking any sort of beverage, and risk looking weird by excusing yourself to the bathroom at the bar or restaurant to ensure you are all clear before heading to one of your homes. The first pee that takes an unexpected turn. This is what I assume to be most newly coupled persons biggest nightmare: the pee that goes schizo and decides to turn into a shit.
Fire up the Tinder! The first miscommunication.
Just kidding. Every single miscommunication you have with a ificant other is just as awkward and terrible as the first. They never get better. Unlike wine and other fine liquors, they do not get better with age. The first fart.
The best way to handle staying the night for the first time
The first discovery of a rogue body hair. Hormones change, and the charlatans that are these random body hairs come out to ruin your life and overall sex appeal. The first fight. Which le me to the last first….
The first makeup sex. These words are for us all.
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